And that means everything. The Ministry of Serendipity at Mornington Crescent runs everything. A mad alien thaws out, there is hell and horror all around and thousands flee in terror. When the Ministry learns of a spacecraft that crashed four thousand years ago into the Pacific Ocean it sends an elite team of paranormal investigators to recover it. And Porrig is worried, because he has learned a terrible secret. Porrig has inherited a planet, or it might be a bookshop, or it might be a gateway into another world. But perhaps they should, because a mad alien has thawed out, there is hell and horror all around and thousands are fleeing in terror. But if he told people, would they listen? No. Will Porrig manage to do anything about it at all?
1999. And there is every likelihood of there being a bloody big explosion at the end.